What is all this about that Bieber chap and his monkey? I have seen a few fleeting headlines over the last couple of weeks but I haven’t got round to reading the stories yet. Anyway, this got me thinking about the pet monkey a guy down the street used to own. It was a manky looking thing and if I had my own primate I think he would live a happier life than that one.
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My next holiday will be pretty much like the last one I had; a trip to the frozen, unwelcoming wastelands of the capital city to spend hours in queues to get my paperwork stamped. It is sure to be a little bit more entertaining than I just made it sound but it is still a good idea to look for some ways to make my trip a bit more interesting. I could pretend that I.
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To be honest, my carbon footprint might possibly be of a size normally associated with Sasquatch but that doesn’t make me a bad person. I’ve flown long distance a lot in the last few years, my vehicle guzzles more gas than I care to admit and my recycling skills are yet to be fully refined. However, I did plant some saplings in the jungle once, which must help my green credentials a lot. Is it.
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One of the weird things about moving to a foreign country is that you complain more about everyday things. At least I do. In the UK I accepted bad weather, high prices and rubbish telly as being part of my inalienable birth right. Now that I sleep on the other side of the world these things all annoy me. So where should I live to find a life of perfect bliss? I could buy a.
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Some sort of dodgy superhero movie was on our TV last night. I honestly don’t know what it was about or what it was called as I was half sleeping. However, one of the characters seemed to be able to see in to the future, which must be nice. I am not sure I want to have this power though, so what could I ask the superhero creators for instead? Perhaps I could ask for.
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