Every year at this time there is a show which comes to town. If I am being honest it isn’t that great a show but it gives me a few hours of amusement once a year.
Anyway, as it has kicked off this year it got me wondering about how I could take part in it next year. It sounds easy, doesn’t it?
Let’s start off by considering hibiscus tattoos. Hold on a second though. Have I got completely the wrong end of the stick here? I know that hibiscus is a plant (or a flower maybe?) and I know that a tattoo is, well, a tattoo I suppose. So how do the two fit together in a low budget show of mine? Do I give out tattoos of exotic flowers live on stage? It’d beginning to sound a bit dull, isn’t it? Would some puppets liven it up?
I guess I could do a presentation on how to build a pergola. There certainly aren’t many of them about here. There’s just one problem here though. That’s right, I don’t know how to build one either. Still, I’ve got a full year to learn and to add a few jokes into my show as well.
I would definitely need some portable AC units. I am not suggesting that they would be an integral part of the visual spectacle but they would help keep me cool. It gets awfully hot at this time of year and I don’t want to faint on stage due to heat stroke and dehydration. In fact, even when I go as a spectator I might be tempted to take one of these bad boys with me.
Have you ever seen a live bee keepers demonstration? I am willing to bet that you haven’t but that you would be interested in doing so. I reckon that with a year of intense training I could get my winged buddies to carry out some aerial loops and daring flybys. It could be a roaring success and I might get invited to open the next Grammy Awards or Olympic Games.
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