Let’s Create a New World

sadI am sure that I am not the only person who gets fed up reading every day about wars, scandals, economic problems and Rihanna’s blooming rear end. Isn’t it time we started a new type of world in which everything is fairer and we all live happily ever after?

My preferred option for this is for a select band of the human race to head off in a spaceship to populate uncharted terrritory like Mars or Wales. However, given the remoteness and harsh climates of these places I think we might just need to try and start a new world right here where we live. How can we do that, then?

Would the idea of everyone on Earth changing their hair colors make sense at all? I studied the psychology of happycolours once at college and it appears that certain tones are associated with aggression, jealousy, country music and other bad things. Maybe if we all went for a peaceful, lovely colour of hair we could, hey, change the world, dude. It has got to be worth a try at least.

Now, could the humble and frankly boring toilet paper holder be the key to a brighter new world? There have been toilet related injuries and accidents over the history of mankind and I feel sure that some wars and economic issues have been caused because of out of reach toilet rolls. I also believe that overstretching for the toilet roll can lead to stress and nervous tension. So maybe this isn’t such a far fetched idea after all.

Wouldn’t the world be a better place if we could all get together round patio dining sets and have a BBQ? Instead of the United Nations we could have a World Patio BBQ Force. Ordinary people would get together and solve the world’s problems over some undercooked sausages and burnt burgers.

With the help of some fast growing trees we can hide all the bad stuff that goes on in the world and live like hermits behind a screen of giant trees. It sounds a lot easier than going to Mars, at least.

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