I want you to think for a few seconds and consider when the last time was that you did something a big devilish. Something cheeky, sneaky, mischievous or naughty will do.
If it was a while ago then maybe it is time to look at one of the following ideas.
Forget work and lounge about on chaise lounge chairs. The first step here is to sort out your sick voice. This is the one which makes you sound as though you are at deaths door even when you are calling in with a slightly upset stomach you just invented. Once this difficult phone call has been successfully handled you need to sort our your television viewing and maybe some light snacks. Just try not to put on too much weight or get a suntan before you head back to work.
Wouldn’t you like some vinyl wall art which is a bit naughty? It would be great to see the look on the faces of the in laws when they come round and see some erotic art. It would be even better if you hang it over the dinner table and sit them facing it while they eat.
Oh, the things I could do with a portable ice maker.
It seems quite tough to know what you could with loggers safety pants that would be devilish in some way. I guess it depends whether you are the logger or not. Speaking of carpenters (sorry, were we?) one made me go through a red light the other day. He told me that I would need to wait forever if I tried to pass it on green and he was right. I hate doing things like this but I did feel a bit devilish when I saw an old guy driving a motorbike shake his fist at me as I cut in front of him. Everyone does it here and they don’t all have a carpernter excuse like I do.
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