I am the only person who hates tidying their house? I guess not but that doesn’t really make me feel any better. There must be some sort of easy solution. Mustn’t there be?
What would the best carpet cleaner be for me? Well, it would be someone who could do it once a week without charging me too much. What’s that? I need to do it myself. Well, if I had a carpet I guess I would have to but since my floors are all tiled it is a completely different type of chore which annoys me on a weekly basis instead. Pass me the mop please.
I saw the phrase outdoor fireplace kits and it got me thinking. Wouldn’t life be a lot easier if we just moved 
everything out of the house and into the garden. This would surely leave me with less things to clean as the ants, the rain and the wind would deal with crumbs and rubbish eventually. It even sounds greener than throwing away rubbish, doesn’t it?
If only I could only find really, really cheap furniture stores I could just use my chairs and tables until they fall apart and then replace them instead of ever cleaning them. This would mean a lot more trips to the furniture store but a lot less user of moist cloths. I guess these things even themselves out over time.
Here’s a great idea if you are fed up with a dirty floor. You could grow some ground cover plants in the house and cover up the dirt and the rubbish. This sounds like it could be a long term solution to my household cleaning concerns. In fact, if it goes well I will let them grow up the walls and onto the ceilings to let me avoid painting them. Hold on though, I don’t need to water or prune the blooming plants, do I?
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