Where on Earth Would I Live?

Reading about our old friend Snowden working out where to live made me wonder where I would choose if I was in the same situation. Where would I look for asylum if I was trying to escape from justice in my own country?

The Moon

I have always wanted to go the moon. If you are being completely honest so have you. Of course, there are a few problems with moving to Earth’s only natural satellite. For a start, there are no shops or cheap furniture stores with leather recliners. I would probably have to do stuff like make furniture and grow food. Crikey, that means doing things instead of sitting and watching the TV, doesn’t it? What? There’s no TV either?

Somewhere with Great Lighting

I have never lived anywhere with great landscape lighting and I would like to give it a try. Where I live now it looks like midnight inside a black tent in the Sahara Desert by about 5pm. I think that great lighting would add a lot of value to my life and keep me a lot happier.

Bowling Supplies

A place with a lot of bowling supplies would be good too. I have never been a big fan of bowling but I am worried that not having access to bowling bags and bowling shoes might tip me over the edge in my new home. It is really important that you think about things like this when you are planning to live somewhere else. A dry ski slope would be nice as well.
Lots of Puppies

Alternatively, I could like with lots of puppies in Pennsylvania. I don’t know much about the place. Ok, I don’t know anything about it. However, being surrounded by lots of cute puppies every day has got to be a good thing, really. I could  become know as the weird puppy guy who lives with lots of dogs and barks a lot. Yeah, that could work.